The Hogwash Whole30

I’ve eaten too many donuts in last couple months.  There, I said it.  You’ve all seen the pictures on Facebook and Instagram. It’s out there in the open.  I don’t say this out of regret, though.  I couldn’t.  I made a promise to myself a long time ago never to regret a donut.  Ever.  They’re like tiny life preservers in a sea of stress.  But, like the old mantra goes, “you are what you eat”.  And right now, I’m a mass of fried sugary dough, glazed and sprinkled.  It’s time for a change.  A revitalization if you will.  I keep hearing friends talk about clean eating.  It sounds gross, but the benefits sound tempting.  Weight loss, increased energy, longer life, that ability to look in a mirror without crippling body-image shame, superhuman strength.   All those things.  Starting July 24th, I will be embarking on the latest diet craze, The Whole30, a diet which, from my understanding, allows you to only eat twigs and grass clippings.  I know this seems like an extreme jump, but like the Navy SEALs say, “anything worth doing is worth overdoing.  Moderation is for cowards.” I invite you to follow me on this journey through the innermost circles of gastronomical hell, to what I hope is a positive, less fat, high energy outcome.  I will be posting daily commentary throughout the 30 days for anyone interested in this diet or anyone who takes pleasure in watching me suffer.   See you Monday.

One thought on “The Hogwash Whole30

  1. I’ve eaten zero donuts in last couple months. Because donuts make you fat, and being fat is gross. There, I said it.

    In all seriousness, I’ve gained 9 pounds by becoming part of my couch since my shoulder surgery a couple months ago. I may try this myself. Good luck brother.

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