Charles Darwin

“Kick a dog and it will bite you.  Kick a cat and it will scratch you.  Kick a platypus and it won’t do jack, cause platypuses are pansies.”

-An excerpt from Charles Darwin’s drunken unpublished “research” paper, “Animals I Secretly Loathe”  circa 1879

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